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Help me writing my Wedding invitation card..?

like this.. i need some more creative liners to choose from

The Why’s of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened)

(C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart…Then you are just an old sour fart!

Wedding Invitations: Making Wedding Invitations Creative with Personal Touches

Wilton Wedding Invitation Kits Easy as 1, 2, 3…with step-by-step instructions to make your invitations look custom-printed! Set of 25 includes: 25 invitations and mailing envelopes, 25 reply cards and envelopes, 25 pre-tied bows with adhesives, and 3 test sheets. Also great for wedding shower invitations….

Cathy’s Concepts Brown and Ivory Vintage Invitations Kit $31.00 Kit includes: 30 Invitations 30 Invitation jackets 30 Invitation envelopes 30 Invitation seals 30 Response cards 30 Response card envelopes Test printing sheets, instructions & template information Uniquely packaged & fashioned in an attractive floral, brown & cream vine design Brings in the warmth of an English countryside Perfect for the do-it-yourself bride Easy & fun printable invitations With…

Ladybug Party Supplies Invitations $3.49 Ladybug Party Supplies Invitations. Package of 8 Ladybug invitations and envelopes….

Silhouette Cameo Digital Craft Cutter Machine Printer for PC or MAC – Includes 51 exclusive cuttable designs and a $10 gift card to Silhouette Online Store – With a BONUS Replacement Blade $269.99 The Silhouette Cameo is an electronic cutting machine that is great for light-duty, creative use. Just like a home printer, it plugs directly into your PC or Mac with a USB cable, However, instead of printing it uses a small blade to cut paper, cardstock, vinyl, fabric and more up to 12″ wide and 10 feet long. The machine also boasts a quiet motor and the ability to register and cut printed materi…

Silhouette Cameo Digital Craft Cutter Machine Printer for PC or MAC – Includes 51 exclusive cuttable designs and a $10 gift card to Silhouette Online Store – With a BONUS 12 Replacement Cutting Mat The Silhouette Cameo is an electronic cutting machine that is great for light-duty, creative use. Just like a home printer, it plugs directly into your PC or Mac with a USB cable, However, instead of printing it uses a small blade to cut paper, cardstock, vinyl, fabric and more up to 12″ wide and 10 feet long. The machine also boasts a quiet motor and the ability to register and cut printed materi…

Silhouette Cameo Digital Craft Cutter Machine Printer for PC or MAC – Includes 51 exclusive cuttable designs and a $10 gift card to Silhouette Online Store – With a BONUS Replacement Blade and a 12 Replacement Cutting Mat The Silhouette Cameo is an electronic cutting machine that is great for light-duty, creative use. Just like a home printer, it plugs directly into your PC or Mac with a USB cable, However, instead of printing it uses a small blade to cut paper, cardstock, vinyl, fabric and more up to 12″ wide and 10 feet long. The machine also boasts a quiet motor and the ability to register and cut printed materi…

Xyron XRN510 Creative Station Multi-Use Crafting Machine with Permanent-Adhesive Cartridge $25.00 Creates stickers, magnets, labels, and laminate out of almost any item. Simply feed the item in, turn the handle and trim. Applies an even layer of adhesive to items up to 5″ wide. Instantly laminates items up to 4.5″ wide. Change applications quickly with easy load cartridges. This little machine does it all without electricity or heat….

Ruby 40th Anniversary Invitations 25ct $6.99 Invite your friends and family to celebrate your 40 years of wedded bliss with our Ruby 40th Anniversary invitations. Each package includes 25 folded invitations and envelopes….

Creative Circles $2 This yellow invitation features a border to the left with turquoise floral design over top red background and orange dots. Bright white reception, respond, and informal/thank you cards are available. Extra postage will apply (Important Disclaimer)

Creative Class $1.39 This bold navy blue and green graduation invitation/ announcement features ‘CLASS OF’ along the left side. The words ‘Class of 2011′ are repeated within the letters. A green 11 design furthers accents the background of the card. Matching enclosure cards are available.

Wedding Invitation (Paperstyle Notecards) $3.99 Includes 20 invitation cards and envelopes.

Wedding Day $1.04 Shimmering invitation has bride and groom design. Matching reception, respond and informal / thank you cards.

Creative Bloom $1.44 Pretty pink save the date announcement has a stylish bloom design. Matching respond cards, thank you cards, and envelope seals are available.

Floral Framed Invitation Kit $29.95 Coordinated wedding stationery makes for chic DIY invites! This brown-and-ivory floral invitation kit includes invitations, RSVP cards, and ivory envelopes for both. Printed 2-up and perforated. 5 1/2" x 7 3/4" invitation; 5 1/2" x 3 7/8" RSVP card. Pack of 50.

Pressed Floral Invitation Kit $34.99 Our pressed floral invitation kits come with everything you need to create custom, professional-looking wedding invitations at home. Once printed, the heavyweight ivory cardstock invitations simply need to be inserted into the gorgeous handmade flower-paper sleeves, tied with the pre-cut organza ribbon and mailed along with the reply cards and envelopes. Easy templates available online. Each kit provides 50 finished invitations, including reply cards and envelopes.